Best Dad Jokes
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Welcome to Daddy Jokes Paradise! Here are the most classic and humorous dad jokes to make you laugh anytime, anywhere.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener!
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
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What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-ntain!
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack up!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
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Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had too many problems!
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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
So-fish-ticated!
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What do you call a bear with no ears?
B!
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